THE LORE

same six letters. t r a d e r. r e t a r d. move two of them and you have crossed the entire distance between a profession and an insult. that is the joke, and it is also just true: a trader is a retard with the letters in a different order, and that is every single one of us.

every company on earth is working overtime to blur that line. robinhood put memecoins next to your retirement account. X ships another feature for traders every week. real equities are getting paired against dog coins. pump.fun is trying to go mainstream. none of that is an accident.

"it’s not gambling, it’s trading." says the retard, opening a chart on a coin that is forty seconds old with money he needs. and he is not really lying. the line stopped existing a while ago. they blurred it on purpose, because they know exactly what we are.

so this is trader retard. not a coin for traders. not a coin for retards. one coin, because it is one identity, and you will feel a lot better the day you stop pretending you are only the first one.